The Canadian National Fantasy Hockey League

The most successful franchise in the long history of CNFHL experienced last night a shocking exit in the first round of the playoffs. Rumours has it that 99ers GM was so furious that he has fired everyone in sight (except the players under contract, of course), from the coaching staff to the cleaning personnel.

"Big changes are coming to this team in the off season, this is unacceptable.", yelled Mr. Morosan at the press conference "This lazy bums have to go. they either work hard or they are out. This team is build for success, we don't want to become the Toronto Maple Leafs of CNFHL. I am not freakkin' Brian Burke trading a couple of fist overall for Kessel and over-hyping Kadri as the second coming of Gretzky. Hey, you from Toronto Sun, smirking imn the back. YOU'RE FIRED, get out. Security. get him out. What? I already fired security? Damn!"

"At the same time I want to CONGRATULATE Mr. MacDermid for a terrific performance and we wish him the best of luck in the next rounds. GO RATTLERS!!!"

"My focus now turn to Ice as they are facing the most overrated team in CNFHL: Mountaineers. We are going to wipe the floor with them. They are a bunch of nobodys and their GM, Tuckley, or Buckley or Suckley whatever his name is known for building loser franchises. He is just a.......What? We are playing Ministry not Mountaineers? What the f%^^&? Why didn't you tell me you punk? YOU'RE FIRED. What do you mean I cannot fire you? Yeah?? What about now? (Pulls gun). Do you feel lucky, punk?"

The presser was interrupted because of police intervention. Mr. Morosan was last seen taken away in a restraining jacket.

Radio Ga-Ga, Brantford